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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 8, 2003 4:46:57 GMT -5
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 8, 2003 4:47:25 GMT -5
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 8, 2003 4:47:55 GMT -5
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 8, 2003 4:48:26 GMT -5
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 8, 2003 4:52:07 GMT -5
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
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Post by Acer on Nov 8, 2003 11:05:56 GMT -5
Nice ones.
If you want to buy this special gun, you have to do as many errands as possible and come back with the waiter in a bottle. You will be rewarded with the special gun. Oh wait, that gun sucks.
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 8, 2003 14:18:37 GMT -5
LOL Nice
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Post by Acer on Nov 8, 2003 17:58:06 GMT -5
Very nice!
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Post by Lord_Protoss_ on Nov 11, 2003 16:40:05 GMT -5
2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.
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Post by Acer on Nov 12, 2003 17:43:48 GMT -5
ROFL.
Why do people write in their left hands and not in their rights?
The Answer? Well, they want to overcome left than right because left sucks. Right rules.
Over 3,000 aliens flew into Mars and died with pesticide fever.
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 30, 2003 18:26:34 GMT -5
lmfao
Who invented socks?
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Post by Acer on Dec 1, 2003 1:11:21 GMT -5
Thomass Enditonass.
Who invented the toilet?
Michelass Jackass.
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Post by LilStiggy on Dec 7, 2003 0:39:00 GMT -5
If people squeeze olives go get olive oil....where does baby oil come from?
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Post by Acer on Dec 7, 2003 15:48:05 GMT -5
Nice one.
I will think of one later.
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Post by LilStiggy on Dec 7, 2003 17:29:54 GMT -5
XD....Hey...I HAVE OVER 200 POSTS!!! WOOHOOOOO!!   |
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Post by Acer on Dec 18, 2003 19:02:26 GMT -5
w00tz0rz! What do you call a skunk and a plummer? A skuitmmer! >  |
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Post by LilStiggy on Apr 18, 2004 16:07:32 GMT -5
AND NOW OVER 250!
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Post by Acer on Apr 29, 2004 23:14:48 GMT -5
AND NOW I OWN YOUR ASS WITH OVER 4000 POSTS.
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Post by LilStiggy on May 2, 2004 3:15:03 GMT -5
Haha
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Post by Acer on Jun 25, 2004 18:24:10 GMT -5
I r0ckz0rz.
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