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Post by Acer on Jul 14, 2003 7:28:24 GMT -5
The name is the topic. Joke away... Say all kinds of jokes like your favourite ones.
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Post by DemonStar on Jul 14, 2003 9:00:52 GMT -5
I have a joke:
Why did Acer delete my joke thread and put his own?
I have no clue.
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Post by Acer on Jul 14, 2003 11:13:51 GMT -5
That isn't funny. So that I can revised this thread a little more good?  I have a nice joke: Q: Why did the crazy people crossed the damn railroad track? A: Because they want to be sexy and want to be assult one another. |
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Post by DemonStar on Jul 17, 2003 15:34:17 GMT -5
I'm not kidding, why did you delete mine? That is so fucking unfair.
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Post by Acer on Jul 18, 2003 22:24:19 GMT -5
Whining doesn't help, because I rule! =)
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Post by Zero on Jul 31, 2003 18:19:24 GMT -5
I got one
One day this woman bought a mansion and called it "Hairy Ass"....later that day she bought a do and named it "Hole"....one sad day hole ran away and she ran to the police station and said.....
"I looked all over my hairy ass but couldn't find my hole!"
Q:How many dummies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the house
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Post by Acer on Jul 31, 2003 20:34:58 GMT -5
Funny jokes there. =P
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Post by Acer on Sept 1, 2003 9:49:05 GMT -5
Any jokes? Joke away guys.
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JTCGiants56
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Post by JTCGiants56 on Sept 6, 2003 8:27:25 GMT -5
Kickel: Knock Knock
Andy: Who's There
Kickel: The interupting cow
Andy: The interupting c...
Kickel: MOOOOOOOOOO
Oldest joke in the book.
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Post by Acer on Sept 6, 2003 8:28:49 GMT -5
Yes and it's so funneh! ROFL!
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Post by Knights24 on Sept 27, 2003 17:54:37 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Acer on Sept 27, 2003 17:57:51 GMT -5
Do you have any jokes for us?
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Post by Lord_Protoss_ on Sept 28, 2003 17:26:31 GMT -5
here is one of L_P_'s jokes:
A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says " I don't have a problem, I'm celebrating my first blow job!"
The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!"
"No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!
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Post by Lord_Protoss_ on Sept 28, 2003 17:27:12 GMT -5
here is another one of L_P_'s jokes:
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who paddled our butts just for sucking our thumbs.
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Post by Acer on Sept 28, 2003 18:33:25 GMT -5
Oh my goodness!!!111 LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
That's so funny.
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JTCGiants56
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Post by JTCGiants56 on Oct 11, 2003 7:44:34 GMT -5
Yea that joke is told in many forms.  Heres a funny joke: 3 men were on top of a cliff. A old chinese man walked up to them and said if you jump off the cliff and wish for something then u will fall into it. Guy number 1 jumps off the cliff and wishes for trillions of dollarls and thats what he fell into. Guy number 2 jumps off the cliff and wishes for naked women and falls into them. Guy number 3 jumps off the cliff and says HOLY SHIT!!! I think you know what he lands in. |
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Post by Acer on Oct 11, 2003 7:57:10 GMT -5
0_o... LOL!!!111
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Post by Manic on Oct 12, 2003 9:06:52 GMT -5
Holy shit, that's so funny! ;D
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Post by Acer on Oct 12, 2003 9:58:15 GMT -5
It is eh? |
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Post by LilStiggy on Nov 17, 2003 23:51:50 GMT -5
Ok...there was 2 penguins n a hotdog...one penguin had a frying pan, the other had a bottle of shampoo. And the penguin with the frying pan says, "Hey, can I borrow your bottle of shampoo?!"
lmfao
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